Electoral Fraud in London!
Campaign artist, Mr Beau Bo D’Or, has been examining the pictures he made, and has decided that the hairline wasn’t entirely honest. So here are some new versions, if you’d prefer to have me looking slightly more experience, more elder-statesmanlike, more bald.
Take. Eat. (Don’t eat. Any attempt to eat a digital image file will end in you having to pick shards of LCD screen from your bleeding mouth. I learned this the hard way.) This is my face, broken for you…
See, that's more what it looks like...
...Although I'm not sure it's any more 'truthful'...
...And the exclamation point just emphasises the baldness...
Like anyone enjoys being groped by a baldie...
You can almost see the clammy hand of death on my shoulder
And the poster that started it all!
