So, this morning I surpassed the 330 follower-mark on Twitter. This means that I now have the necessary signatures to get onto the ballot. Assuming all of those pornbots are London-based.
Shit just got real. (Sidenote: shit is always real. Very real. I can attest to that after a messy night out with Gove, Lansley, and Danny Alexander last night. Shit is very real. And sewerage is very real. Very real and very necessary.)
So, now we move on to Phase 2: raising the £10,000 deposit. There will be some hugely exciting news about how you can actually give me your real money at the manifesto launch in a couple of days time.
Remember, I’m the least worst offer you’re going to get. The least worst by far…