No man is an island. Except the Isle of Man.
Since I announced my intention to form an exploratory committee to investigate the possibility of perhaps standing for Mayor of London, your response has been deafening. I assume. Because I have heard nothing.
Nevertheless, I remain confident in the literally fours of people who have wished me well in this endeavour.
However, to win will take cunning, guile, passion, enthusiasm, talent, and bags of hard work. None of which I have.
So, I need you, puny mortals.
If any of you have skills like drawing, writing, the webs, or electing someone as London Mayor, I am going to need you. There’s no pay, but what I can promise is hours of thankless toil in airless rooms.
Specifically I will need:
A CAMPAIGN MANAGER
A WEBS PERSON
SOMEONE WHO CAN DRAW PRETTY THINGS
SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE PRETTY PICTURES
These are my demands. If you want to be one of those people (or owls), send me a message at firstname.lastname@example.org
All the best with whatever it is you people do on Fridays.
(Sir Ian Bowler, MP)